To my true friends!

I don't do many forwards anymore, but one of my friends sent this to me and it cracked me up! Dedicated to my good friends!

None of that
'Sis'-sy Stuff
Are you tired of those
sissy 'friendship' poems
that always sound good,
but never actually come close
to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of
True Friendship.
You WON'T see
cutesy little smiley faces on this -
Just the stone cold truth
of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad,
I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!

2. When you are blue,
I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile,
I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you're scared,
we will high tail it out of here.

5. When you are worried,
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you
quit whining... ya big baby!!!!

6. When you are confused,
I will use small words.

7. When you are sick,
Stay the heck away from me until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall,
I'll pick you up and dust you off--
After I laugh my butt off!!

9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask;
-- because you are my FRIEND!